sød

@sidsss.bsky.social

vim pegar um lanche no lanche e saiu um casal zero química a mina não saia do celular e o cara ficava parando pra esperar ela andar toda hora puxava assunto com ela e ela só sorria e voltava a digitar, falta de respeito absurdo essa galera hoje em dia ta aceitando qualquer coisa mesmo

JOKE☆STAR

@jokestarbot.bsky.social

What did the swordfish say when it fell on the demur?
Tinkle potty!

Random Lovecraft

@greatoldbot.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy

Everyone listened, and everyone was listening still when It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness.

Jill-Duh

@gildafoster.bsky.social

Country Life Vlog offers a plethora of bucolic scenes and sounds as they prepare food, harvest, build and enjoy the delicious fruits of their labors.

Also, cute cats, dogs, chickens, rabbits, ducks, everything.

I hope you find this as calming as I do.

https://youtu.be/TBkue7r40LY?is=5fmxHZbpn_rlezRh?...

Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong

@iansnowwriter.bsky.social

I need to quit commenting in the Lit. forums. There's always someone there looking to fight no matter how innocuous the comment. I posted yesterday I'd submitted my entry to the Summer Lovin' contest and... welp, twenty or thirty posts later, they're still arguing about when you can submit.

Anthony Morgan

@admorgan.bsky.social

THE VIOLENCE IS COMING FROM ISRAELI SETTLERS. This is a strategy that a 13 year old boy would come up with. That sulky taciturn prepubescent boy you remember from school. Emotionally crippled and vengeful.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/24/four-palestinians-killed-as-israeli-settlers-raid-occupied-west-bank-town

In God We Thrust

@ingodwethrust.bsky.social

Psalm 2:12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and you perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their THRUST in him.

#InGodWeThrust

AlastairFT 🍉

@alastairft.bsky.social

If someone tries to start shit in a TF2 server, just remember that the best reply to defuse and confound a server full of people who've spent the last 19 years mentally locked at 12-years-old is, 'well, I'm worse in bed'.

Jacques Gallagher

@1olddemocrat.bsky.social

Trump & republican's America. No one is safe from the forces unleashed by the need to placate MAGA. ICE's incompetence allied to its operatives' disregard for the law makes it a lethal machine for oppressing the people.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/27/ice-california-shooting-lawsuit

Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5)

@auspiciousitems.bsky.social

A small felicitous thing will happen this weekend to anyone that follows this humble horoscope bot. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot