Mossy (Working Blue)
@mossymanse.bsky.social
Lindsey Graham reportedly has died immediately after a fart so loud and yet timorous it left his loved ones fleeing the room in tears. His last words while ripping that racist ass were, “Oh Chrriiiiist!”
Mossy (Working Blue)
@mossymanse.bsky.social
Lindsey Graham reportedly has died immediately after a fart so loud and yet timorous it left his loved ones fleeing the room in tears. His last words while ripping that racist ass were, “Oh Chrriiiiist!”
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UM LEGACY PRESS LTD
@umlegacypress.com
Abdication of the throne — the need for the India T20 team to hit refresh and rejig: Once they succumbed unexpectedly to Ireland, India became diffident, almost second-guessing themselves. They didn’t play the conditions well enough, they left their smarts behind at home #Cricket #T20 #IndiaCricket…
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Jane is Scutter
@scutterjane.bsky.social
Got the grandkids this weekend. Need to hoover. Oh the thought of dragging the damn thing out of its hidey-hole and trying to get all the moulted cat hair ... Argh! 😖
Too hot! 🥵
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Paul Barrett ❌👑
@paulthedogman.bsky.social
I'm reading convoluted attempts to make sense of Lindsey Graham's capitulation to Trump.
How about the shortest distance between point A (anti-Trump) to point B (Trump cheerleader)?
He sold out like the rest of the GOP, though in more florid fashion, to stay relevant and retain influence. Simple.
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Dorothy Parker bot
@dorothyparker-bot.bsky.social
Talking to a friend about a garrulous bore:
Friend: "She's so outspoken."
DP: "By whom?"
#DorothyParker #Parker
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Leinth Aritimis (6416)
@drone6416.bsky.social
god it still feels so surreal looking at its bedside shelf and seeing a physical copy of WARHOUND there. like. what do you mean this arcane tome of insanity and perversity has manifest into the real world in its own domicile. that's scary. and also hot.
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Ten!
@tentacleteapot.bsky.social
just saw somebody saying “the worst kind of storytelling is when the narrator is unreliable” and while I don’t know for sure that that wasn’t a facetious statement, I do think I need to lie down for a while.
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Acornloaf
@toneloaf.bsky.social
The world is being destroyed by Gadget Guys™ who want to optimize everything and build millions of efficiencies that no one asked for.
We used to relegate these men to Sharper Image and Brookstone where they mostly harmless, tinkering with their own lifes.
They currently run much of the world.
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Boatsim Boosterism
@beasmeeply.bsky.social
heath ledger joker sardonic drawl: brother can you spare,,, a mime?
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Nicola
@gardennicola.bsky.social
I know it's pedantic of me but Du*ling* is language tuition. They send me messages like 'you're doing amazing' and I want to reply 'it's amazingly it's an adverb'.
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