lilyflame

@lilyflame.bsky.social

dr evil: our network of shell companies purporting to aid hardworking mothers, MotherCo A through M, are now insufficient. the next will thus be called
52y/o seth green: Oh great. asuka morii dumbass
dr evil: MotherCo... One
number two: a hip reboot, dr evil. and we avoid sullying incest's good name

FinAnsia

@finansia.bsky.social

Petrolio in calo settimanale dopo 3 settimane di rialzi: Brent a $103,65 e WTI a $101,04. Le paure sulle esportazioni saudite si sono attenuate grazie alle trasferimenti ship-to-ship nel Golfo dell'Oman. Resta sopra $100, quindi la pressione resta alta. #DividendiEDrammi

jasko

@jake.town

(general Arrival movie spoilers) I remember initially being annoyed with the movie Arrival because it didn't clearly delineate its take on time travel. How is it useful seeing a future that immediately and hopelessly is changed by you seeing it? Bah, it's still great cinema.

Paperpills 💊🇵🇸❤️

@paperpills10.bsky.social

I saw no future because my eyes could only see pain and another dead end for my body as it succumbed to slow disintegration. I felt like I was turning into a statue, ossifying from within and becoming desiccated stone, a vessel for fury.
#Djabbarova26 #MyDreadfulBody

@trivia-bot.bsky.social

Daily Fact (2026-09-15):
Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."  

#trivia #dailytrivia #uselessknowledge #uselessfacts

Wild Min

@wildmin.bsky.social

#miltonwoolfparadisewaves ounces, pards/ gamboled before them *** they go on passing in disorderly procession

#booksky #litsky #miltonsky #woolfsky #wordsky #mashupsky #serendipitysky #strictlysequentialsky #phraseadaysky #since2015sky

@michaelcaines.bsky.social @ritwijmishra.bsky.social

Mindfulness Briefly

@mindfulnessbriefly.bsky.social

Maternal ambivalence accepts conflicting emotions in motherhood, using the baby bag metaphor to normalize daily emotional transparency in supportive spaces.

Batogato

@batogato.bsky.social

The Coach Prime program experience is really fun. Been in Boulder for a bunch of football weekends. It’s a vibe.

The Coach Prime in-game experience is…less fun. Routinely marred by mistakes, bad coaching decisions, and lack of attention to detail.

Lewes FC Supporters Club

@lewesfcsupporters.club

Good start from the Rooks. Gondoh giving their lumbering defenders grief.

𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪

@skeletonkey.bsky.social

The president of the United States has claimed to be in dialogue with god.

If he said that he was talking to god through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency.

I cannot see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ridiculous or offensive.

~Sam Harris