Will Jeakle

@willjeakle.bsky.social

I worked at CNN when Ted Turner tried to take over CBS. Pearls were clutched, Very Serious People were agog, that the upstart network would deign touch the Tiffany of news. Now, CNN worries that it might be sullied by Bari Weiss's CBS. Turn, wheel of fortune, turn!

Chris McLaren

@chrismclaren.com

"On the one hand, 15 years isn't very long to a literal immortal. On the other hand, it's 15 years forced to be incarnate, held prisoner by humans. Every moment incarnate they see as lowering or sullying themselves. Being held there by us—by what they think of as jumped up dust—offends their ego "

𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕒!!

@thegreatswampwitch.bsky.social

“Don’t worry, I can wait a few minutes while you cook them up! Mmmm, chocolate is so good~!

Your offerings better live up to my standards you know!

I can’t have you sullying chocolate and have it go unpunished!”

-Geez…well at least that’s one thing alpha could count on to distract her…

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