The Smut Report

@smutreport.com

Blogging is weird man. This piece I wrote several years ago about something I thought was just a funny romance phrase (like sardonic brows) a) turns out to be a real thing and b) is consistently our most-read page on the blog

https://smutreport.com/2022/01/20/orgasms-from-the-base-of-the-spine/

Katerona

@mondokate.bsky.social

Watching Ashes to Ashes and not to be pedantic but Gene Hunt just mentioned the A team and that started two years after this is set which is 1981. They could instead have referenced CHiPs which started 4 years earlier.

Moonmuncher aka Jenny Caven (she/her)

@moonmuncher.bsky.social

Cry wolf prevarication
bullying brinkmanship…
holding breath, we wait.

#HeadlineHaiku #NewsHaiku #2608 #PoliticalHaiku #Peace #Senryu #Haiku #micropoetry #HaikuFeels #DailyHaiku #ProtestHaiku #WritingCommunity #vssdaily #YinAndYang

Maria Popova

@mariapopova.bsky.social

"The most regretful people on earth are those who felt the call to creative work, who felt their own creative power restive and uprising, and gave to it neither power nor time."

Mary Oliver on creativity: www.themarginalian.org/2026/07/29/m...

Hands of Rutger Hauer

@thehandsofrutger.bsky.social

Tourists who deface landmarks are the absolute worst

#TheDevil’sMouth #FrightClub

lezzy🦐

@lezzyrezzy.bsky.social

it's dawning on me. vernal edge is a zelda ii

Rose Canardly

@ahaikulife.bsky.social

quiescent morning my infant's sleeping face

#Haiku #Monoku

Shar(yna)Tran/Shark(aeopteryx)

@sharksonaplane.mastodon.sandwich.net.ap.brid.gy

RE: https://plush.city/@mynameistillian/117016351676888136

tillian continuing on their mission to desiccate the entire fedi into dust aside—the way MW represents these words reminds me of #MagneticPoetry

24-7 air fryer ciabatta bánh mì (clearly MW means first time in English ofc 😒)
anime boy […]

Pierre 🍉

@speciesbeing.bsky.social

If you want to criticize lockdowns, at least advocate for a Japanese-style mask adoption or state interventions that you saw in places like Vietnam and Denmark. The plan for the anti-lockdown folks was letting many more people die.

Paul Graham Raven

@paulgrahamraven.com

week 31 / 2026: art and artifice