House Digest

@housedigest.bsky.social

There is a surprising way to move furniture by yourself. Take a plastic water bottle, cut it in half, and use the base to slide your furniture across the floor.

Rob

@robosullivan.bsky.social

My proclivity towards verbosity has culminated in a tendency to habitually replace periods with the refrain

Park life

Jack o' Slam-tern

@slamastack.bsky.social

15yr old 2 weeks ago: "I'd be fine living anywhere"

15yr old today when wife says she might apply for a tenure track position up north: "Why. Don't you like your job here?" *acts surly af all night*

meanwhile, me when she says she might apply somewhere they have seasons:

Blacklikewho

@blacklikewho.bsky.social

People have short memories. Back in the 1980s some people tried to upbraid Afrocentric scholars for using the word holocaust for describing slavery. They were call antisemitic. Now, some are trying the same move with genocide and Palestine. But get this: words are not reserved for special people.

John Nurick

@jmnurick.bsky.social

Not a lachrymatory allium in this WaPo piece, not even at the 34th mention. Instead, a eye-watering, pungent, peelable collection of adverbs and adjectives layered throughout his piece on onion futures.
@secondmentions.com

https://wapo.st/4eMAHh5

Enigmatic White Woman

@worstgirleva.bsky.social

story about someone who gets stuck in an mmo, but they're an anti social misanthrope he is super excited to be stuck in an mmo, but the mmo in question sucks so they have to leave as quickly as possible to play better games

Nostalgic Things

@nostalgicthing.bsky.social

Going to use “no reason” as the new euphemism for anything problematic

The Athletic | Football

@theathleticfc.bsky.social

The Manchester City loanee was not involved again as Everton beat Newcastle on Monday with a crucial juncture in his career fast approaching https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7749174/2026/11/03/jack-grealish-everton-discipline-moyes/

@forestrising.bsky.social

"Catastrophic": Gaza Hit Hard by UN Food Cuts and Lack of Humanitarian Aid
As winter approaches, Palestinians in Gaza are desperately trying to prepare tents and damaged homes while food cuts by World Food Programme exacerbate rising levels of hunger. www.dropsitenews.com/p/gaza-wfp-f...

Ashley Davies

@msashleydavies.bsky.social

A tiny guiser came over and said: “Why do squirrels swim on their backs? Because they don’t want to get their nuts wet.” My son was so beguiled he gave him nearly all the sweets.