Dorothy Parker bot

@dorothyparker-bot.bsky.social

Talking to a friend about a garrulous bore:
Friend: "She's so outspoken."
DP: "By whom?"

#DorothyParker #Parker

Leinth Aritimis (6416)

@drone6416.bsky.social

god it still feels so surreal looking at its bedside shelf and seeing a physical copy of WARHOUND there. like. what do you mean this arcane tome of insanity and perversity has manifest into the real world in its own domicile. that's scary. and also hot.

Ten!

@tentacleteapot.bsky.social

just saw somebody saying “the worst kind of storytelling is when the narrator is unreliable” and while I don’t know for sure that that wasn’t a facetious statement, I do think I need to lie down for a while.

Acornloaf

@toneloaf.bsky.social

The world is being destroyed by Gadget Guys™ who want to optimize everything and build millions of efficiencies that no one asked for.

We used to relegate these men to Sharper Image and Brookstone where they mostly harmless, tinkering with their own lifes.

They currently run much of the world.

Boatsim Boosterism

@beasmeeply.bsky.social

heath ledger joker sardonic drawl: brother can you spare,,, a mime?

Nicola

@gardennicola.bsky.social

I know it's pedantic of me but Du*ling* is language tuition. They send me messages like 'you're doing amazing' and I want to reply 'it's amazingly it's an adverb'.

SJ Albaugh

@bison76.bsky.social

Security concerns???
Hell, at this point who believes what they say?
Feels like another "reason"...
lie/ruse, prevarication and deception.
Feels like drumming the drums to justify martial law or full military madness.

POLITICO Europe

@politico.eu

Andy Burnham is the new darling of Britain’s ruling Labour Party.

Keir Starmer used to be too.

Here are five top tips for the PM-in-waiting to keep the support of his restive backbenchers 👇

TBR

@tbr78.bsky.social

At Oracle Park with the fam and we are all wearing purple for the Rockies. Time to root against the homophobic Giants pitcher on the mound. He didn’t deface his hat on Pride Night, but he supported the ones who did.

Go, Rockies!

Alerts from NWS Grand Junction CO (UNOFFICIAL)

@gjt.nws-bot.us

VERNAL UT Jul 12
Climate Report:
High: 102
Low: 59
Precip: 0.0"
Snow: Missing
at Sun, 12 Jul 2026 23:50:01 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.