Mary Holstege

Mary Holstege

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#WordWeavers 16. If your MC had a statue put up in their honour, what would it be for?

Tass would be mortified, absolutely mortified by it, and sneak out to deface it with graffiti, thereby making it a better true representation, ironically.

He'd want it for his art, or for untethering the […]

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Ally Maciver

Ally Maciver

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If you took a horses arse and stretched it out until it was the size of beach towel, then left it to desiccate in the desert for a year before smearing it in walrus shite and wrapping it in a cheap suit, it would be better company than that absolute c*nt Jim Ratcliffe.

And better looking too.

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Palimpseste

Palimpseste

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Thanks to my master and my dame
That doth such cheer afford;
God bless them, that each Christmas they
May furnish thus their board.
My stomach having come to me,
I mean to have a bout,
Intending to eat most heartily;
Good friends, I do not flout.

— Robert Haven Schauffler
#lit #books #amreading

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