aestival🕉️📿

@aestival.bsky.social

when I got up, I heard my chickens making a fuss near the front door. I opened the door to find a raccoon on my porch!! I yelled at it and it just stared at me before lumbering off. I am terrified of them! and then my cat Noctis slipped out the door!! but I caught him later

ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚

@thereagent.bsky.social

Spider. Eye. Lamb.

Reagent 2401's eyes were horribly displaced from his face, which was already sludge and strewn across the hallway floor. A tall, disproportionate man wielding a fire axe lumbered off with a limp after screaming something about "Commie Bastards!" And Bernard watched it all -

Jake Cole

@jakecole.bsky.social

Got my review copy of the upcoming Jackie Chan set from Arrow and rewatching Rumble in the Bronx made me try to imagine if I had been 18-30 in 1995 and had never seen Jackie Chan before and suddenly here this guy was after a decade of lumbering bodybuilder action stars. Not even JCVD compares.