Dr Sarah Brand

@sarahgailbrand.bsky.social

Don’t drink booze but miss the hangovers? Recreate that wiped out feeling of death on toast by trying to sleep in a heatwave.

Premium customers can add a desk fan to really sap any last of drop of moisture from their desiccated husks.

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@lahairoi.bsky.social

Well I’ll tell you one thing - I’d last a lot longer than that desiccated man-crone.

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@thenatalog.bsky.social

hey 、 guys . are your lips dry ？ any desiccated ladies trying to get by ？ know the best way for the girls and the boys to come together and enjoy a little moisture ～ ！