Screaming Pectoriloquy

@caulimovirus.bsky.social

anyone else seeing the giant mechanical spiders harvesting humans for their nutrients and discarding their desiccated husks all over the countryside or is it just me?

TheCatMan

@bigbrohem.bsky.social

“can you think of something that isn’t wrong with him? there’s the preening vanity. imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that desiccated piss-mop perched atop your head, and going, ‘oh yeah, I’m really rocking it today.’”

Jeff Tiedrich - the best!
The chuckles do really help:

Paul David Mena

@extraspecialbitter.bsky.social

desiccated mouse —
the dog savors
a gourmet meal

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