Lindsay Duck

@ovalencia.bsky.social

That Justin Herbert BWW commercial makes me want to gouge my eyes out

Randy Sutton 🦙🍸

@randysutton.bsky.social

cool but have to wonder how this pole survived 70 years.

(thinking on the side entry carport we had in high school with a concrete planter that may or may not have gouged tf out of my mom’s car. they were hypothetically very displeased with me)

Yuri Quote Bot

@yuriquotes.bsky.social

Your maid inhales — there is an uncomfortable pause — and then...
"That bitch. When I see her again, I'll gouge her eyes out. I'll bash her goddamn head in. That rancid, evil, heartless bitch!"
You stare at your maid mutely, wide-eyed, not knowing what to say; not knowing what to do.