Maven

@saintwisona.bsky.social

Listening to Connie's dad talk about "Taylah ham" and how it's wrong because it's "nawt ham, dats just what the brand name is"

"wudya cawll every tissue a 'kleenex'?"

New Jersey continues to confound me

@mrsvorpalbunny.bsky.social

This boomer finds Millennial vs Gen Z comparisons funny

Ask a boomer how do you confound Millennials/Gen Z

Write in cursive with a pencil on paper

How do you annoy a Millennial /Gen Z

Correspond with snail mail

You let them know you are not amused by reading a book while they are on their phone

MobiQuotes

@mobiquotes.bsky.social

In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As they rise up your hair In contrast with a discharge, Rarity leaves you up in the air!