Mr Rays Wigworld

@mrrayswigworld.bsky.social

If you thought the final season of #andjustlikethat was shite (it was), #AllsFair is quite possibly the most turgid piece of TV I’ve seen - ever. Not even so bad it’s good. Everyone attached to it should be ashamed.

Jiminy Cricket

@realbigbluecricket.bsky.social

Sad to say, my pet human likes those turgid Hallmark Christmas shows where 2 people in some gorgeous place meet and hate each other so much they do crazy stuff. But just when it’s all about to blow, they team up, fall in love, and save Christmas. Every single special follows the same formula. Help!!

Witch King of Blakemar

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social

“Exploded all over” his chest. Bro what kinda gay porn ass statement to make in court. Wack ass cop

The turgid sandwich exploded all over my chest. Meat drenched my neck and it made a mayo reservoir in my neck...