Jimbo

@jamezmcc.bsky.social

I think the Kroenkes must have put a directive out to Renee Slegers and Mikel Arteta to start playing a turgid, boring, uninspiring style of football.

Because some of the football I've seen from both the Arsenal Mens and Womens teams lately would put you to sleep 😴💤

Malibu Apo-Stacey

@valerieelysee.bsky.social

anyway so the smelly werewolf rubberknights are slowly taking off their armor, revealing the suits beneath and the fumes of pent up turgid wolf-hormonse lurking under the surface as they prepare to go off shift only you call them to your chambers to personally inspect them.

Patrick "Pat_Bren" Brennan

@patbren.bsky.social

No AI will be used in my Zomboid writing. Every turgid syllable of rancid trash will be straight from my cerebellum.