DGBassani

@dgbassani.bsky.social

I wasn’t ready for any of it. I thought plastic orchids in the umbrella holder were a lot, but then there’s a life size statue of a server, a camel table with a camel on top of it (so meta), and pig carousel pole. Be still my little heart. Does it come furnished?

Vordio

@vordio.net

My son's cat has worked out how to switch off the computer when he wants attention. He's had to tape a plastic cover over the power button.

@darktildawn.bsky.social

Herr Shitler's lower than whale shit, which makes me wonder how a tub like him can handle that pressure. We should hear a loud pop soon like the fools in that plastic submarine just before their mist mixed with the ocean.