Gypsican 🤙🏻

@gypsican.bsky.social

My 4-year old keeps meticulous inventory of all her toys and treasures. She saves all card board for her crafts and stuffy beds. She has an impeccable memory and doesn’t like me touching her things. She’s an early onset hoarder.

Claudifops

@charlatanmonarch.bsky.social

Handler appears to be taking meticulous notes during meeting,

Turns out the page is filled edge to edge with her shitty drawings of her pilots making out with each other and with her

Melissa Kaercher

@chebutykin.bsky.social

There’s an extremely fashionable woman here at the PHX airport toting a Fendi bag and wearing a meticulous wardrobe that includes skintight leather pants. She looks sharp, but uh…

Kid, you’re going to get on that flight and have swampcrotch within 30 minutes. I pray the yeast demons don’t find you.