Cosmo Kramer

@moderncosmokramer.bsky.social

That ceiling fan is wasted kinetic energy! I rigged up a parachute harness on a coat hanger. Maximum circular laundry rotation! Total accelerated wrinkle-proofing!

@sdefenestration.bsky.social

I get all the sentiments focusing on defunding a group of low-energy water particles whose attractive forces are greater than their kinetic energy.

We can achieve that & more with a repeal of a single, reactionary Act.

Homeland is weird.
Security is cagey.
Acting to repeal makes hella sense

Jiminy Cricket

@realbigbluecricket.bsky.social

Man, you know Trump is living the dream. He threatens, people scatter. He kills, people cower. It gets more kinetic as they try to apply the one tactic they have: more, harder, kill em all. It’s going to get worse, which means we fight harder. They’re weaker than you imagine. And utter cowards.