Cosmo Kramer
@moderncosmokramer.bsky.social
The floor is a spatial-shackle, George! I’ve replaced my floorboards with high-tension-industrial-trampolines! *Boing-bounce-thud!* I’m a kinetic-king, Jerry! I’m bypassing the walking-weariness! I’m a leap-legend! I’m hitting the fridge in a single bound! Watch the crown-molding!