Goose

@phatcussy.bsky.social

PARRY ME, CHICKEN

Eva

@noveldeelights.bsky.social

“Gambling, high-stakes and murder all combine in The Payout Game with an exciting storyline and the irascible yet witty Garda P.J. Crowe at the helm.”

#BookReview of #ThePayoutGame by Robert Craven www.swirlandthread.com/the-payout-g... - via @maireadhearne.bsky.social 💙📚

Christopher Owen

@oysta.au

someone just made the observation that their 3d printer is more reliable than their 2d printer, a damning indictment on these insidious, odious and recalcitrant pieces of IT

Neve 🌈

@drniftyplum.bsky.social

A good way of breaking up the monotony and tediousness of work today is get up and pack a box every time I'm in danger of falling asleep! Can confirm it works. #moving

@fonditadelaesquina.bsky.social

Menú de un destino antisocial: sopa de apio sazonada con pixeles; lasagna con limón; flautas con verduras asadas y con arsénico ; galletas con entre vaivenes de ardor cálico para un escritor.

Viviennui

@vivienigma.bsky.social

me: marty mauser is the hottest timothee's ever been. the confidence is irresistible

gay coworker: viv, you'd be so susceptible to a cult

me: oh, i know this. i account for it by being discerning about who i abandon my agency for

gcw: this explains everything about you

ⓥBig {Dipper} Little Kahuna Named Alpha [Wolfram]Centauriⓥ

@alphamelkyway.bsky.social

exquisite gorgeous lovely magnificent picturesque pulchritudinous splendid splendiferous stunning. beauteous glorious sightly snazzy.

April || the tortured cyclists department

@aforestfield.bsky.social

I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been a student in 6 months but have students always smelled this bad? Went to the library to pick up a book, pungent sweat odour. Supervised an exam and I thought I was gonna choke on the toxic fumes in the auditorium

S G Dickinson

@sgdickinson.bsky.social

Imagine this was men stripping women & girls down to underwear in the street instead of via Grok AI. Would govts take so long to act? More than a week of letting women be accosted online while govts prevaricate, hoping Musk voluntarily updated Grok, shows sexual assault isn't taken seriously enough.

Ben

@liztruss.bsky.social

You’ll never convince me that “starting The Boyfriend season two” isn’t a euphemism for getting back with your ex