ABC News Bot (unofficial)

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The state government is conducting a sunset review of the child employment regulations that stipulate the rules for kids who work in Queensland.

Trevor Ship

@trevypoos.bsky.social

What does a moderately popular joke mean?

People who try to explain my joke back to me, or ignore the obvious sub text and try and take some umbrage at it.

People are odd. It was a joke, I know it was a joke because I wrote it.

I never said that all Americans were awful, it wasn’t even implied

Flyover Project

@flyoverproj.bsky.social

It's just like $DIS with the stenography by #ABCNews - it's dyspeptic, short attention span #news product for people with 8th grade level #reading capacity
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/31/frozen-olaf-robot-dies-front-terrified-disneyland-paris-guests-27783326/

Margaret Mary Bennett

@pearlofgreatprice.bsky.social

.. Fair-weather friends long lost relatives wannabe supporters attentive neighbours solicitous colleagues and overly friendly strangers very eager to get to know you, ALWAYS ARRIVE FOLLOWING NEWS OF A SUDDEN SERENDIPITOUS WINDFALL. Keep your hands in your pocket and don’t share your contact details

Ye Liu

@yeis.dev

pi is to coding agent as vim is to text editor.

Tanith

@tanithsa.bsky.social

So - HE can unilaterally decide to illegally bomb a country without any provocation from that country, then insist that DEFENCE allies join him in this act of aggression. When they demur, he trys to bully and belittle them. Have I said how intensely I hate him???! apple.news/A94-l1ckIQxi...

The Wonder Years Lyrics Every Hour

@wonderyearslyrics.bsky.social

Can someone tell these kids liking the rain no longer counts as an idiosyncrasy.

@JohnBGilman.bsky.social

@johnbgilman.bsky.social

At the rate the US is going, Orwell's "Big Brother" is going to look like a bucolic walk in the park on a beautiful spring day compared to the dystopian AI enslavement nightmare that Palantir & the NSA have planned for American citizens.

Oswego Willy

@oswegowilly.bsky.social

Bombing some country back to the Stone Age is very Vietnam Era jargon, ironic too, given Trump avoided the draft during Vietnam

That was 19 minutes I’ll never get back

@au-nb.bsky.social

I’m a finance expert – these are the money secrets I’ll teach my daughter

https://https://www.newsbeep.com/au/579499/

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