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@purpleflowerssz.bsky.social

I love my salubrious lifestyle

Ted Trotsky

@tedtrotsky.bsky.social

Just finished watching His & Hers on Netflix. A polished entertainment in the modish style i.e. non-linear narrative with onion peeling reveal.

Yuri Sulyma

@yurisulyma.bsky.social

Usually when I tell people I do math, they tell me "I loved math UNTIL…" one particular class/teacher ruined it for them forever after.

But tonight I met a Polish woman who said "I loved math UNTIL I fell off a horse named Toucan at math camp".

Educators must be judicious in our use of horses.

jaaake

@properwicked.bsky.social

privately wished harm upon this one particularly garrulous lady at work and then she actually went and hurt herself, but jokes on me because now she won't shut up about that either

Erin O'Brien

@erincle.bsky.social

Dear ICE Agent:

He's already sick of you. When the pressure gets too high, he will publicly castigate you for executing orders he gave. Every single one of his promises was a lie and if you don't believe me, just ask Wife Number One Of Three.

Love, Erin

MobiQuotes

@mobiquotes.bsky.social

I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregarious, sarcastic, and smart friends. It's so nice to hear you're not alone.

EUCUP

@eucup.bsky.social

One horrific record is particularly painful and it’s on course to relegate West Ham United

https://https://www.eucup.com/1485776/

West Ham United’s position in the Premier League is looking increasingly perilous.  Though there were certainly positives to have emerged from West Ham’s 3-2 defeat to …

Schlockluster Video

@schlocklustervideo.bsky.social

I'd like to see the staff of The Hospital and the staff from M.A.S.H. compete against each other at performing hospital tasks while spouting satirical sardonic gallows humor to ... I don't know ... save the youth center from a developer, or something ...
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#FrightClub #TheHospital

Aldia (Dee)

@profaneannalist.bsky.social

....okay not to be pedantic but "You start to understand why Lenin just killed everyone" when Lenin is responsible for a pedophilic antisemite who placed Beria in charge of the NKVD

idk its annoying, pogromists and rapists were rehabilitated into the Red Army pick better examples

GreatTruths.org LLC

@greattruths.bsky.social

In our world ignorance is not bliss, it's propagated, quite malignant, and frequently lethal. The quality of life and life span of virtually everything that lives suffers because cause/effect relationships rooted in reality are overridden and hidden with prevarication and concupiscence (lust).