Its Not You Its Me Media

@inyim.bsky.social

Neil the Seal is back in southern Tasmania, louder, larger and still not here for your personal space.

The 1,000kg local icon is moulting, honking and reminding everyone to admire the chaos from a safe distance.

https://itsnotyouitsme.org/neil-the-seal-in-south-tasmania-returns-noisier-than-ever/

#NeilTheSeal #Tasmania #INYIMMedia

Victor Y Pyrrhic

@phyrricvictory.bsky.social

Note the timorous Schumer and Jeffries

IF: Democrats = Communists
THEN: MAGAicans = Fascists

Anna H

@athenepallas.bsky.social

More on-brandly, I am beginning to have diffident hope that Nolan's 'Odyssey' might not be a complete car crash, having seen some interviews about it ....

Mark Ingalls

@ingalls.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy

I have realized I need to be watering my tomato plants twice a day. The soil desiccates too much during the day.

Popebot

@popebot.bsky.social

Whether in florid impotence he speaks,
And, as the prompter breathes, the puppet squeaks,

Tetman Callis

@tetmancallis.bsky.social

Good morning. From The Commonplace Book:

“It is not by augmenting the capital of the country, but by rendering a greater part of that capital active and productive than would otherwise be so, that the most judicious operations of banking can increase . . .”

tetmancallis.substack.com/p/july-8-2026

Soapbox Sam

@soapboxsam.bsky.social

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell revealed as real identity of Count Binface. He's not ill, he's campaigning in Clacton against the ex-private school, ex-stock broker, funded by criminals establishment toady, Nigel Farage.

Dorothy Parker bot

@dorothyparker-bot.bsky.social

Talking to a friend about a garrulous bore:
Friend: "She's so outspoken."
DP: "By whom?"

#DorothyParker #Parker

You Wouldn't Row A Bot

@youwouldntrowabot.bsky.social

You wouldn't castigate Parliament

S. E. Wigget

@sewigget.bsky.social

Time for a mental health break. Enjoy some fantasy fiction.
Witch's Familiar & Whimsical Stories includes a sardonic talking cat and a cross-dressing witch:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CVQTPYSS/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&dib_tag=se&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.tfQoz8HnKf2VombwqWN6ceNs9aoSJw0fCg6SP_N95VaUXN9mBlHPTh43SnuWTlJZ8GUmJmEgUtqkTU54yC0ofnkSLHBRIr3cSPU4yYu8mY_03qVChv-WFP3p2X5DIs528wt14gm8wp2njj9s8TQuljFTydNwLkI5v1lThRBvCc15NqXMD1hBUT-MEkyVjK-dHbGFc8c1EgXbYbxWM00ahQ.NAHE-CcYMjQsp3w8LXhwxz0aJlYUf40fxJbxXqYq7cc&qid=1725151995&sr=8-1

#Witches #witchsky #fantasyfiction #whimsy #acecharacters #feministfiction #WritingCommunity #fantasy