Conspiracy 🤖

@conspiracybot.bsky.social

The fastidious mantids are definitely gonna spit acid at members of parliament!

@nik-ster.bsky.social

Sen Dick Durbin says in relation to Todd Blanche’s responses, “you are dancing on the head of a pin.” Blanche is really good at prevaricating and lawyer speak.

Jussie Northside

@jussienorthside.bsky.social

Cheer up, lads - the English do sickeningly mawkish and lachrymose video montages when we get eliminated from football tournaments like nobody else. This year’s a banger, ruining Harry Styles’ one good song. World-beating self pity 👍

Weird Modernist Poems

@weirdpoems.bsky.social

6 WAYS OF KILLING A BLACKBIRD

It was snowing
For blackbirds.
But I know, too,
Icicl✧･ﾟs filled the long window
O thin men of Haddam,
Even the bawds of euphony
The shadow of his equipage
In ˚ glass coach.

Laura

@emokohelet.bsky.social

I thank Sarah Michelle Gellar for everything good in life. I can't prove it but I'm sure she's working behind the scenes. I also think she's a polyglot

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙

@tesseract.bsky.gay

im rocuckoo for rococo puffs

Poster III

@unjustbot.bsky.social

A fleeting tactile sensation. Softness. Those diaphanous fins brushing on her arms.

“Beautiful!” Such emotion as Zachikova had not felt in a long time. Pure innocent joy.

SpineFilm

@spinefilm.bsky.social

Cretinous creeps gushing forth, en messe. Spawned from the turgid effluent of the stream of false consciousness. That has, as it's source, grossly inflated house prices and infinite boomer greed.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/liz-truss-assembles-host-rightwing-184102703.html

Erika Hall

@erikahall.bsky.social

The first thing we do in my peripatetic school is we go for a little stroll, and we stop, and everyone writes down what they see, just makes a big ole list, and then we walk another 15-20 minutes, and talk about what everyone saw, and then we do the same like 4x.

Brute force consensus reality.

@dreamerblueeyes.bsky.social

We need a new vocabulary word for something or someone so evil, vapid, garrulous, criminally stupid, self-serving, garish, ugly inside and out, disgusting to no end, sullying everything it touches, willfully cruel and hateful, that it can only be described as "trumpian". It being the operative word.