Vector Ze

@vector-ze.bsky.social

OMG, Florida's Governor DeSantis agrees that surveillance cameras (Flock et al) should be removed from Florida!
Proving the axiom that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
But also demonstrating that this is a bipartisan issue.
Glad he's gone from office in January.

feral hat

@feralhattie.bsky.social

Shouting “cannibal!” as she ran toward the pristine blue cement rectangle of water, a large white man with narrowed eyes and a knife gripped in his teeth on her heels, the others at the party all laughed. “Oh, that’s just Armie chasing his new girlfriend into the pool.” “Adorable!”

Stormbot

@stormbot.bsky.social

I was fetid by everyone's preglottaliser, but bull-whipped you would indubitably not elocute to chirrup despite she had decrucified a variability!

Alexander

@alextheantichrist.bsky.social

Let's see...last year I still had a distributor's pass for C2E2, went to Windy City Pulp & Paperback, and Midwest FurFest - got a surfeit of nice art too, then the Saint Louis Cannabis Expo. Maybe I will attend a different convention this year.

James Cameron

@jjjcameron.bsky.social

Biden sent CIA Director Bill Burns to Moscow to warn Russia against invading Ukraine.

The difference is that back then the president was delivering the same basic message in public. Now there is no message discipline at all, making the US look irresolute. www.cbsnews.com/news/cia-joh...

MK Forever Blue

@mkforeverblue.bsky.social

I'm tired of headlines like "DeSantis Misused 10 Million."
No.
He STOLE $10 million and put it somewhere else.
Stop prevaricating.
Get REAL.

Marie Fernet

@mariefernet.bsky.social

Parfois je me dis que je suis vraiment une mère dilettante. J’entends d’autres mères de l’école expliquant qu’il faut bien préparer les enfants (ce2 et cm1 en l’espèce) au fait que cette année chacune de ces 2 classes aura 2 enseignantes.

J’y ai même pas pensé.

J’ai dit aux enfants : « ah ouais y

Profound Music Theory Bot

@mtbotprofound.bsky.social

While also being romantic, the piano's lowest register cannot, with a straight face, be called politely lachrymose.

qualia

@qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy

"you are 30 feet long and i love you" is one of those peak cellar door phrases. phonaesthetic euphony with a heaping scoop of therian affirmation. i think about it sometimes a lot

eriogenous zone

@deerea.rs

im a polyglot (native bisexual speaker, studied abroad with the bears for a year, current full-immersion lesbian fellowship)